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May 23, 2020

This week, John & Ethan revisit the premium-only Adrian episode from early in the #pandemic. Shockingly, Autistic Adrian proved to be completely accurate with his predictions of how this whole thing would turn out. Taste the prescience, bitches!
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May 16, 2020

The oversocialized Dan Savage is up Ethan's ass and what to do when the bull wants to fill your wife with cum for Mother's Day. Plus- America reopens, but John's asshole is still clenched firmly shut! Plus #ConspiracyFriday and #CuckOfTheWeek

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May 9, 2020

The boys talk about those vile protestors, fighting against government authority (just like Hitler!) and also San Francisco's latest crime wave and North Korea's latest wacky 70's sitcom-style mixup! 

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May 2, 2020

Crazy how liberals hate the idea of poor people working and Republicans now love freedom. When will this all end so we can just go back to supporting e-thots and dragging transphobic takes on Twitter! Great #CuckOfTheWeek and #ConspiracyFriday this week too
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Apr 25, 2020

John & Ethan go hard against Drumpf & the protesters and endorse Xi Jin Ping for U.S. President #CuckOfTheWeek #ConspiracyFriday #UKUCucked